The horrors of craigslist vol.1

We've all been on craigslist scanning through the piles and piles of utter crap to hopefully find a nice gem. Usually It doesn't happen, but you never know. I have nothing against it, but I've never had any luck with craigslist. We've all seen it. The horrible abominations in the car+trucks section. It just makes you think...Why would you do that??

Don't understand what I mean?

Let me show you...




Here we have a Dodge Neon. Don't know the year, don't really care to be honest. Just look at it. Puke color, horrible body kit... and just look at that ass! EW. I don't even think I'd like this car if I was 12...

This on the other hand is a 12 year old's DREAM CAR!



Hell yeah! Remember when flames were cool? Probably in middle school. I put flames on everything. Shit was RAD. To be fair, I guess this car would make a nice showcar. But damn dude. Don't get such a tacky paint job next time... Which leads me to my next car.

A mustang.



Well, Whatever is left of a mustang. It's been so riced to hell, it's hard to make out what it actually is anymore. I would've gotten more pictures but just thinking about it made me want to vomit on my keyboard.

I've been saving the best for last. I nearly had an anal evacuation when I saw this car. Feast your eyes on this beautiful Camaro!




Atleast I think it's a Camaro.
I don't even really need to say anything to make fun of this one so uh...yeah. There it is. These are all real cars I picked from my local craigslist. Real cars, real people trying to sell them. BTW they're selling that Camaro for 4,000 dollars. Better get on that.

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God I hate people sometimes.