The top 5 things on the road that piss me off

We've all seen it and been a part of if it at one point. There's no denying that some point in your driving life you've been extremely pissed off at the car in front of you or behind you or whatever. I'm typically not an angry driver, I've only had a few fits of road rage in my days but there are just somethings that piss me off when I'm driving. Let's get the countdown started!

Number 5: Excessive amount of bumper stickers on a car

Okay so this one is more of an annoyance to me than anything. Personally I think bumper stickers are tacky as hell, and when you cover up the ass of your car with a "hilarious" bumper sticker you got at hot topic or spencers or something in effort to be cool well just.... no...

 

This is NOT cool!

No one cares what radio station you listen to and I guarantee no one is going to save the earth because your car told them to.

 

Wtf man...

Number 4: Loud music/subwoofers

I remember the days when I walked home from High school. The very minute school got out the kids rushed to their parents cars they're borrowing and it's like the parking lot turned into one of those subwoofer bass competitions. There was one time some guy drove by me blasting Himsa and I thought it was the coolest thing ever, cause I really like them. (Listen to Himsa)

But that is literally the only time I approved of it. If you blast good music then go for it. But let's face it. 

 

It's guys like this who are going to be blasting their music

I understand you've spent a lot of money on your sound system, but you don't need to show it off 24/7. Especially after 11pm that's just being a dick.

 

oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz

Number 3:People on their cellphones

I see this happen basically every time I go out for a drive. There are laws against it now but that certainly hasn't changed anything. Talking on the phone while driving is one thing but when I see people texting while driving I  just wanna give them a little tap and wake them up. 

It's usually the teen crowd that does it. I just don't see whats so important that just can't wait like 5 minutes. It's just another reason everyone should drive manual. Sure you could still text while driving but it'd be harder.

 

It's stupidly dangerous and overly obnoxious. 

Number 2: Kid's who think they're in a fast and furious movie

You know exactly what I mean. You pull up at a red light, look to your right and see this.

   

"Don't show my mom what I did to her car!"

He looks at you, looks back at the light, looks back at you, glances back at the light. The light turns green and he floors it, his engine is revving at it's peak and admittedly he is getting way ahead of you.

Sad part is your only going 25mph because there's another red light no more than 30ft from the last one.

I see this more often than I would like to admit. It's obnoxious and no, you're not impressing anyone.
I was following a fox body mustang one day and at every light that turned green he spun his tires and shot off just to stop maybe 4 seconds later.

Whatever, I guess he decided his gas mileage was too good and would rather have it go to shit.


Speaking of terrible drivers that think they're constantly racing...

Number 1: Nissan 240sx drivers
You might think this is a weird number 1, but just think about it. How many 240sx drivers do you know? Probably not a lot right? Well out of all those people, how many of them are assholes? 

Right.
All of them.

 There's something about the 240sx that just makes the driver turn into a raging moron. 

 

You are not allowed to tokyo drift wherever you want to!

To be fair my number 1 thing that pisses me off on the road is just generally bad drivers. People that speed for no reason, cut people off for no reason, don't use turn signals, brake at the last second and ugh..

It just makes me so angry, there are fucking rules for a reason, follow them. 

I don't always follows the rules that's granted, I don't think anyone does. But for fucks sake stop being so stupid. I might drive fast sometimes but I don't do it when there's 50 other fucking cars around me and when I need to swerve around the people infront of me. It makes me wish I kept a gun in my car or better yet if my car...was a gun

 

Something like this would suffice.

 Don't get me wrong though, I'm not saying we should all drive like granny's 24/7. But there's a time and a place for everything. If you constantly drive like a 240sx owner then quite frankly you don't deserve to be out there driving. Just sayin.